Have you ever wondered what it was like to have a mustache that makes women swoon and men immediately feel inferior? Have you ever wanted all sorts of strange people to ask if they can ride your awesome 'stache? Well good news! Now you can have your very own Beefy 'stache to wear and enjoy! Modeled after our very own HisBeefyGoodness, this exciting new facewear will not only keep your neck warm, but is also guaranteed to make 30 something year old military guys stop and say "nice stache bro" as they slam a red bull.